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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:15 am    Post subject: Vibrators cannot do the dishes or take out the garbage, and Reply with quote
keep them retracted and let your tongue and lips do the talking. With
these in mind, here are some more pieces of general advice for novice
cock-sucking: Deep-throating apparently requires handling the gag
reflex by swallowing when it happens. In my opinion, it isn't that
important. Complete enclosure isn't the strong point of oral
stimulation. If that is important to you, try something else. She may
be able to help by using her hands on the part of the shaft she can't
enclose. The advantage of oral stimulation is the control and variety
it provides, which are only available with shallow penetration anyway.
It can help if you are hungry when you do it. Never attempt going down
on a guy if you've eaten a big meal recently. Make sure that you're
not thirsty when you start. For some reason thirst closes up the back
of your throat. Also, concentrate on breathing through your nose
deeply while doing it. (This is the only way I can hold off choking on
my toothbrush every morning.) Vary your pace of stroking up and down.
He'll most likely cum once you get faster and keep going. According to
Linda Lovelace of "Deep Throat" fame, the most comfortable way to give
a blow job is if your throat is straight. In order to achieve this,
try laying on his chest. She also suggests that you practice by
sticking your fingers down your throat and wiggling them around until
you feel the gag reflex and then ease off. Repeat until you've
defeated the reflex, it'll take time she says. Have something you
would like to contribute to this article? Send it in! More information
about blowjobs can be found in the Guide to Fellatio. First Time
Performing Cunnilingus (Eating her out) First of all, recognize that
women prefer gentler and more rhythmic stimulation than men. An
advantage of using the tongue instead of the fingers is that it
naturally produces about the right amount of pressure. Stimulation
inside the vagina needs to be firmer and also requires more reach, so
it is better handled with the fingers. If she is sensitive internally,
there is no reason to be a purist and insist on using only your mouth.
Trying to apply firm pressure or get too much reach with my tongue is
the only way I've ever had it get tired. Otherwise it seems to be
inexhaustible for hours.The tongue and lips are obviously the source
of most oral stimulation. I have read descriptions of using the teeth
for stimulation but I don't recommend it. The tissues are very
sensitive and one uncontrolled body movement from her could cause a
lot of pain and leave a scratch. This can also occur with fingernails,
so keep them short and file them off with no rough edges. The only use
I've found for teeth during oral sex is pressing their front surface
through the cushion of the upper lip to apply firm pressure to the
buried root of the clitoris at the base of the pubic bone. If she
really wants hard pressure on the clitoris, you might try using your
teeth with your lips rolled inwards to cover the surfaces (a technique
borrowed from nipple stimulation). The clitoris is your main area of
concentration. Some women don't like it to be stimulated directly
because it is too sensitive. It also may disappear under its hood at
some stages of arousal and stopping to try and locate it again
disrupts the stimulation. In both these cases, the hood and labia
(lips) nearby should be stimulated to indirectly stimulate the
clitoris. The labia are sensitive themselves as well. Trying to
stimulate the vagina orally is difficult and not very effective except
for a little variety.What is a sex toy? In theory, almost anything can
take the role of a "sex toy." Other than two human bodies, anything
else introduced into sex play qualifies as either a prophylaxis
(contraception and disease prevention) or a toy (recreation). For our
purposes, a sex toy is any object brought into sex play to enhance the
pleasure of both people involved. Keep checking this guide as updates,
including more detailed descriptions and pictures, are on the
way.Included in this guide are sections coering the following sex
toys: Vibrators Dildos Butt plugs Cock rings "Spanish Fly" Lubricants
Clothing and Lingerie Food Vibrators What kinds of vibrators are
there? Vibrators come in three distinct "types". Many women find
satisfaction in this most common (and more often thought of), the
classic penis-shaped, battery powered shaft of plastic. These suffer,
however, from a lack of real power and inconvenient battery death.The
second type of vibrator, the "wand" vibrator, overcomes these problems
with wall current. These large, club-shaped vibrators provide LOTS of
stimulation, and wall current provides all the power you could ask
for, but the designers apparently intended for people not to view
these things as sex toys, but as "personal massagers," and the
ungainliness of these things reflects that. The third type of
vibrator, the "handle" type, looks vaguely like a small hairdryer with
a small, perpendicular shaft out of the thicker end to accommodate a
variety of soft plastic or latex heads. The best of all possible
worlds, these vibrators never die, fit in one hand, and can provide a
variety of sensations.Shower Massagers make a wonderful variation on
the classic vibrator, and if you enjoy the warmth and wetness of the
tub, you probably want to consider investing in a shower massager.
Like the wand and handle vibrators, shower massagers have a host of
uses beyond masturbation.Where do I go to buy a vibrator? Don't make
buying a vibrator a traumatizing experience. If you MUST have one of
those penis-shaped things, most lingerie shops carry them. But most
department stores sell the "wand" or "handle" vibrators under the
guise of "personal massagers," and buying one from reputable
department stores means a warranty, you can return it if unsatisfied,
and it won't have "Doc Johnson's Love Machine" emblazoned across it in
pink letters in case mother comes to visit.What should I know about
using a vibrator? Before using any mechanical vibrator, apply
lubrication! Your lover probably does not rank friction burns in the
same category as love bites. Use a water-based lubricant, such as K-Y
(always recommended), Aegis, or Wet.Are there any kinds of vibrators I
should avoid? Do not purchase a vibrator specifically designed to
deliver heat to the body as a sexual device. If they work on muscles,
great, but don't use them on your cunts and cocks. I know of at least
one case where a woman burned herself with one of these things because
her climaxes were so strong she didn't notice how much the heater had
burned her.My girlfriend and I have never used a vibrator. What should
I know?Nobody knows how to masturbate YOU better than you do, and the
same rule applies to everybody else. Don't use a vibrator on someone
else until you've watched them use it on themselves, preferably
several times. Men, especially, should watch how their
girlfriends/wives use the vibrator alone before taking the reins.Can I
be replaced by a vibrator? No mechanical piece of plastic can replace
the love and affection of a human being; try to see the vibrator as
just another toy, and not as competition. Vibrators cannot do the
dishes or take out the garbage, and they cannot gives hugs or kisses
or hold you.Do vibrators cause a woman to become less sensitive?Some
women do experience a temporary desensitization after the effects of a
powerful vibrator, but put the toy away for a week and sensitivity
returns to normal. Vibrators do not cause long-term desensitization.A
final word on vibrators Should you buy a vibrator? That is a choice
for you and/or your partner to make. Talk with them about this. If you
can't talk with them about things like "should we buy a vibrator" then
the whole purpose of making love comes into question but you're crazy
if you think I am going to discuss that here. Back to the Top Dildos
What is a dildo? Webster's dictionary defines a dildo as "An artifical
substitute for an erect penis." Dildos come in many different shapes
and sizes, but all of them are meant to do one thing: in some way,
shape, or form, they are meant to be a substitute or symbol for a real
penis. If you are inclined to believe Singmund Freud, then the
Washington Monument could be considered a dildo. For our purposes,
though, a dildo is a sex toy, usually made of latex or silicone,
designed to be inserted into some bodily orifice for sexual
pleasure.People use dildos
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