MollysPoker.com

[Mr. V]

I cut and paste this shameless bit of self-promotion for your
edification...

<snip>

Heavy is available for one-on-one and small private group seminars in
Las Vegas and Biloxi.

You'll receive Heavy's undivided attention Friday evening, all day
Saturday, and Sunday morning. All in all, you'll have over twelve hours
of face time and table time with the big guy - including three live
casino sessions.

The cost of this exciting weekend is just a few dollars more than you'd
pay for our overpriced competitor's group classes. Just $1895 for one
player. If you'd like to add additional players to your weekend, group
discounts are available. Prices range from $2995 for two - to $3995 for
five.

<end snip>

Just one nagging question: how can five sheep have one on one face time
with the big guy simultaneously?

How can you be in five places at once when you're really nowhere at
all?

Baaaaaahhhhhh....baaaaaahhhhhh....

roll dem bones

[Guest]

Congrats on finding the www.crapsfest.com site, V. Yes, I am available
for one-on-one sessions in Vegas and Biloxi. I'm pretty much booked
thru May, and since I'm doing group classes somewhere just about every
month (Albuquerque this month, Las Vegas in May, Detroit in July,
Tunica in August, Atlantic City in September, Vegas again in October)
I'm limiting myself to one of these one-on-one sessions per month. The
exception would be June, when I have two dates open.

[Mr. V]

Hey, with your credentials, you might want to interview with the
cardinals for that job opening over in Vatican City...

<your Heaviness>

roll dem bones

[Cymbal Man Freq.]

"Mr. V" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
| Hey, with your credentials, you might want to interview with the
| cardinals for that job opening over in Vatican City...
|
| <your Heaviness>
|
| roll dem bones
|


Wouldn't that be heavisy?

[Mr. V]

Ooooh, that was bad.

I just figured that since he created and rules Dice Heaven, he'd be a
natural...

Speaking of his boards, they seem to
be...underused...ignored...withering on the vine...

Is there No Joy in Dice Heaven?

roll dem bones

[Guest]

Dice Heaven was closed. Heavy still has the Axis Craps and Wrong Way
boards up and active, besides the Crapfest board. Not withering at
all. Actually the Wrong Way Board for darksiders is especially active
and continues to grow. Try again Nanook.




Golfer

[Mr. V]

NanooK?

Let's take a look...here's the link to his main board:

http://axispower.proboards12.com/

hmmmmm, most recent posts by heavy...little recent activity...looks
pretty danged moribund, eh?

Looks just as empty at the Wrong Way board, too.

Where's the dice setters and wannabe be setters pounding on the church
door seeking enlightenment from the Grand Poobah of the Bones?

Oh wait, golfer posted on 4-11-05.

Blindly loyal to the bitter end.

roll dem bones

[ACDOC]

V:

I thought I already explained the Bankroll Volatility issues of Right vs
Wrong betting? That's why there aren't that many posters on the wrongway
site.

Now if you could get in the front door at Heavy's Axis Power Craps, you
would see a good many craps related posts without the trolling or BS.

We are truly a brotherhood of the bones.

This site is more like a running argument. I haven't learned anything of
value yet!

All you need is a pair of precision casino dice, a few instructions, and
an asshole(I'm referring to anatomy here, not Mason)! Then you too can
become a DI.

[Cymbal Man Freq.]

TRUE STORY!!!!

A new bar is opening up soon in my undisclosed hometown.
The name of the bar will be..........

HEAVY'S

The last 500 pound man who owned a bar in this town really liked the cooking
facilities in their own bar too.

ID's MUST be checked at the door in this college town, bah humbug.

[Guest]

What you saw is the recent posts by Heavy for the general public access
sections. The recent posts changes when a registered memberlogs on.
Sorry V. There is plenty of activity.

Why so worried about Heavy?

Why not focus on the GTC with their honor roll thing?


Golfer

[Guest]

I can understand the anguish V. Up in the netherland, no shooters to
immulate or profit from.

It is tough but you do what you can.


Golfer

[Mr. V]

Ah, OK then, but his public boards really seem dead.

Most posts are by Heavy, but a few others post on occasion, so the
boards are still open, albeit seemingly few souls drop by to talk and
visit.

I wasn't "worried" so much as "puzzled;" charging $1895 for face time
implies that Heavy is an esteemed, venerated authority on the dice
setting thing.

It seems logical that someone with some dead boards may not in fact be
popular enough to warrant such an extravagent opinion of himself.

Heavy has previously posted about how popular his boards are, and the
lack of apparent activity would seem to belie the boast.

I had hoped it was an indication that people were wising up, and that
dice setting may soon meet the fate of the dodo bird; guess not.

Oh, the humanity!

roll dem bones

[Guest]

Thanks for the catch on the spelling. what would we do without ya?


Golfer

[Mr. V]

Change "immulate" (sic) to "immolate" and you would be on to something.

roll dem bones

[Mr. V]

Out of the mouths of golfers...

Burn, baby, burn!

roll dem burns